On the “rubber brain” circuit…

Obama eating a brain

(From lolbamas.com)

I have here in my hand a list of 153 structurally deficient bridges

I have here in my hand a list of 153 structurally deficient bridges

Some context – suddenly, there’s 153 bridges about to fall down.  And somehow the first stimulus package forgot to do anything about them.  Oops.

Escape Pod

Dang Where did I park these escape pod?

Will White House release “long form” death certificate?

Heh.

douchebaggery - seriously, how long can obama wait too busy killing bin kladen with birth certificate

The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion sits at the edge of a river. He sees something super cool on the other side of the water that he wants, but he doesn’t know how to swim, so he can’t get to it. He looks around, spots a frog upstream and asks the frog, “Hey, pal, how about giving me a ride to the other side of the river?”

The frog replies, “You’ve got to be kidding. No way I’m that dumb. I know what you guys are like. If I let you get on my back, you’ll sting me and I’ll die. Forget it.”

The scorpion persists, “Just think about it for a second, if I’m on your back in the water, why in the world would I sting you when I can’t swim? If you die, I’ll drown and die too.”

The frog considers his logic and decides that makes sense, so he proceeds to give the scorpion a ride across the river, his little flippers paddling like crazy against the current. About halfway across, sure enough, the scorpion sticks his poisonous stinger in the frog’s back, and the two of them start to go under. With his last dying breath, the frog asks the scorpion, “Why the hell did you do that? Now we’re both going to die.”

To which the scorpion replies, “I couldn’t help it. I’m a scorpion. It’s my nature.”

Let’s act like adults!

lolbama

BHOly Moses!

Holy Moses Obama Foden comic

iBama

Obama is … the Taxman!

Yeah, that was worth it…

At least Obama isn't bending over in this one

Obama’s Mickey Mouse Presidency

(Mainly here because of the claims that Felix the Cat is ethnically “black”.  Mickey Mouse is about as “black” after all.   The cartoon above is obviously not about race, but I’m sure some will assume it to be…)

Obama and Iconography

Why the sticker is a Good Idea.

One… Single Payer System!

“Shut Up,” Obama explained.

"Shut up", explained Obama

Improved Obama Poster

How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make the deficit disappear.

The whole Joker-is-an-anarchist / Obama-is-a-socialist clash got to me, so I looked for something that fit better… and remembered the Joker’s famous magic trick.  I mentioned this idea in my older blog, but didn’t have time to apply my limited Corel skills ’till after work.

Obama’s offering to make the deficit disappear by working his  “magic”.  You can’t predict how he’ll try to do it, but you won’t like it.

Obama Growth

Measuring Obama progress