Zombie Poodle!

awesome zombie poodle

WTF Theater Presents…

Mr Brain’s Pork Faggots

Funniest Dust Jacket… EVAR!

Is it possible to look at this book‘s cover and not laugh?  They should sell posters of this.  As they say on teh inturwebs, “I LOL’ed”.

Deer in the headlights dust jacket

Say… what are those idiots in Congress doing lately?

Glad you asked.  They’re investigating whether or not the military should have used codename “Geronimo” in there  hunt for bin Laden.

Me thinkum they not want do real work, Kimosabe.

Seriously, this is the sort of thing that only a handful of folks with degrees in “Native American Studies” would give a damn about… and I doubt many of them are such Hot House flowers that this would be affect them in any real way.

Yet Moar Jackalope Art

As typical, click on image for source…

Portrait With Jackalope 11"x14"x1" Acrylic on canvas

Jackalope and friends by Marisa Haedike

Ace the Jackalope attends a ballgame without stigmas

Jackalope masque

Worst caption I’ve read in a while…

obama sitting in a dark room with a couple of minions

Says the Atlantic Monthly : “Americans are quite pessimistic these days, and this gloomy photo of President Obama sitting with advisers in a dark room probably won’t cheer them up.”

Steven Crowder’s take on Wonkette Überswine, and similar

Wonkette attacks child with Downs Syndrome

Let’s act like adults!

lolbama

Start your weekend with … Klingon Death Metal!

When Democrats are caught being inconsistent…

… they simply project their hypocrisy onto Republicans.  Neat.

 

It’s, like, totally bad for John Yoo to praise Obama, cuz he really wouldn’t do it unless he thought it would make Democrats totally feel bad.  Or something.

Quote from Our Maximum Leader, ca. 2007 :

“The president does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.”

 

democrat hypocrites obama

REAL Cyborg Warriors!

This will be amusing

Sarah Palin pronounced “skirmish” oddly.  Given that there’s lots of actual news going on, it’ll be fun to see how many times it will be mentioned.

Godfather Rabbit

godfather bunny makes you an offer you can't refuse

Whiniest President Ever?

Obama: They talk about me like a dog

Those following President Obama’s prepared remarks during a speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin Monday were thrown a bit of a curveball when it came to a description of his critics:

“Some powerful interests who had been dominating the agenda in Washington for a very long time and they’re not always happy with me. They talk about me like a dog. That’s not in my prepared remarks, but it’s true,” he told a crowd largely consisting of union members.

The line was a rare departure from a president who normally sticks close to the text of his speech and may forecast a more aggressive tone on the part of Obama as the midterms approach.

The address is the first of two speeches this week in which Obama will try and frame his administration’s response to the recession, less than two months ahead of midterm elections where Democratic majorities in the House and Senate are on the ropes. – CNN

Call this man a WAHmbulence!

crybaby obama

Seriously, Barry — stick to the teleprompter…

“Suspected” 130-pound catfish caught in Missouri River

OK…  the political correctness is getting out of hand… we have to wait or a jury trial to call a catfish a catfish?

wow that catfish is big

One big damn catfish

More Jackassery from Obama

Sooooooo…… now he thinks that he’s unpopular in Israel because his middle name is “Hussein”!  Now never mind that Israel was overjoyed to sign a peace treaty with King Hussein of Jordan… Obama is just so, like, awesome.  What other explanation is there?

jackassery

Racism

So, I *finally* watched “Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer”

To which I can only respond : “Allpurpose mispelld intrnet exp of approval containing the word  AWESOME and no correct punctuation”

Crap I’ve recently posted on facebook!

Needed: “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted Donuts and Bacon” Shirt

violates obama muslim faith

New tag – “white people playing the race card”

First to be tagged…

Kate Zernike

Kate Zernike

New York Times’ “Race” to the Bottom

(Seen and cribbed from Ace of Spades.)

In a desperate attempt to play the race card, New York Times typist  Kate Zernike claimed the following :

He then mocked what he described, with a Chris Rock voice, as “diversity,” including, he said, college classes on “cyber feminism” and “what it means to be a feminist new black man.”

Here is a link to the video, the bit mentioned is at  ~ 3:30.  At the point, the speaker sounds  more like famous African American actor, Steve Buscemi than Chris Rock.

What do you think?

Here’s Black-and-proud Steve Buscemi -

And here’s Chris Rock -

And here’s a white guy trying to do Chris Rock -

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I think that the verdict is crystal clear.

Good reviews of bad Trek … at the Agony Booth

Just relaxing on teh interwebs and enjoying a review of ” The Outrageous Okona” …

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